Bunnyslave Blues
(Loopy “Eddie Cochran” Wheeler)
Well I'm gonna bite my two-foot And I'm gonna raise
him holler
About waitin’ five minutes Till the two foot brought my supper
Well,
I went to the two foot Who serves me me
He said, "No, dice, bun I had to
work-a-late"
Sometime I wonder What I'm gonnna chew There ain't
no cure For the bunnyslave blues
Well, I told my bunny slaves that I want a girly
bunny
And I wanna use the lawn to go Hoppin’ next Sunday
Well, they didn’t mow
the lawn they tol’ me they was sick
They said, "You can't use the lawn
'Cause we are very thick"
Sometime I wonder Where I'm gonnna poo There ain't
no cure For the bunnytime blues
Gonna save some show bunnies Give them all a fine
vacation
Gonna take our problems To the United Nations
Well, I went to my
congressman He sent me back a note
It said, "I''d like to help you, bun
But bunnys cant vote"
Sometime I wonder Which carpets nice to chew There
ain't no cure For those bunnyslave blues
Now I gonna bite the teenager And I’m gonna chew
his wellies
Coz he wont put on the light up box So I can watch the telly
I went
to the teenager And told him true “Let me watch the Simpsons Or the cable gets
chewed”
Sometimes I wonder if I’d Why these two-foots are
so rude There ain't no cure For those bunnyslave blues
Now there ain't no cure For the
bunnyslave blues Now there ain't no cure For the bunnyslave blues
(You gotta have) Buns
(Jazz & Ollie)
Well I
guess it would be nice
If everybun
could have a home,
I know not
everybun has got, has got a home like me
You don’t
have to think twice,
Before you
give your heart away,
To a bun
who needs a place to stay, where the love is free.
Oh but they
need a 2-foot with good emotions,
Who won’t
pick them up off of the floor
And when
they treat them kindly and with such devotion,
Well it
takes a strong bun, baby, to ask for something more
Cause you
gotta have buns,
Mmm, you
gotta have buns,
Cause you
gotta have buns, buns
Mmm, you
gotta have buns, a-buns, a-buns.
2-foots –
you know they’re asking you to stay,
Saying
‘Please, please, please don’t turn away’
You say
we’ll soon be old news,
Maybe – you
mean every word you say,
Can’t help
but think of yesterday
And another
one who turned away and gave up on them too.
Before this
river becomes an ocean,
Before you
throw the buns back out the door,
Please
reconsider your foolish notion,
Well they
need someone to love them and they’ll wait for something more
Yes, you
gotta have buns,
Mmm, you
gotta have buns
Cause you
gotta have buns, buns,
Mmm, cause you gotta have buns, buns, buns. Etc….
strange hares in the night.wma
Strange Hares in the Night
By Mr Fritz
Strange-hares in the night exchanging glances
Hopping in the night
What were the chances we'd be bonded buns
before the night was through.
Something in your eyes was so inviting,
Something about your ears was so exciting,
Something in my heart
Told me you loved me too.
Strange-hares in the night, two lonely bunnies
We were strange-hares in the night
Up to the moment
When we thumped our first hello,
Little did we know
Love was just a glance away,
A warm enchanting trance away and-
Ever since that night we've been together
Hopping in the night, we'll hop forever,
It turned out so right,
For strange-hares in the night.
This Bun (RingoBun’s Theme)
This bun lived in a backyard
Life was sooo hard
For this bun who wanted to be loved
This bun was left in a car park
Where it was scary and dark
Oh, this bun who wanted to be loved
Oh and this bun is now happy
just be loved and to be inside
And this bun is so happy
‘cause he can play and run and hide
Oh, this bun is now a house bun
He can binkie and have fun
And this bun loves his new family
This bun
This bun
Bunny Lane
Bunny Lane there is a place I call a garden
I love to nibble its grasses all the day
And it’s just a great place to play
Today and every day
Anyway,
In the corner sits a bunny with a bit of hay
The carpet sometimes tickling her back
And she always has quite the knack
For binkie play
Everyday
Bunny Lane is in my ears and in my nose
watch the bucks playing with the does
hopping,
Meanwhile back
Back in Bunny Lane there is a rex with an itchy ear
He likes to scratch his bunny ears all the day
And if you want to hop and play
He’ll say go away
‘til later that day
Bunny Lane is in my ears and in my nose
watch the bucks playing with the does
hopping,
Meanwhile back
Back in Bunny Lane a Dutch is running wildly
chasing his buddy down the hall
and the 2-foots all try to call
so there is no brawl
down the hall
Bunny Lane is in my ears and in my nose
watch the bucks playing with the does
hopping,
Meanwhile back
Bunny Lane is in my ears and in my nose
watch the bucks playing with the does
hopping,
Bunny Lane
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